She drives dangerously, tailgating and undertaking, flashing her lights.
She cannot maintain a speed, but hates if someone safely pulls in front of them or overtakes them, because how DARE somebody come between her and her journey to McDonald's. Easily angered. Probably hangry.
She will also carry on for miles even if you don't engage with her. She takes both hands off steering wheel when driving behind you to put 2 middle fingers up. Extremely delusional, thinks someone sat in their car (silently) making eye contact with her being crazy behind is them mouthing back at her. Hallucinations.
Even when both of your hands are on your own steering wheel, you're not talking to her, or gesturing at her, or even saying anything, she'll start making "yap yap" gestures. Very odd behaviour.
She will then aggressively point at you and continually make "come here/come on" gestures to try and get you to stoop to her level.
Even when you've long passed her to head in a different direction to her, she'll wind her window down, gesture out the window as if you were even acknowledging her (you're not) then continue flash at you. This is miles after she first takes issue with you. Stalker behaviour.
Rough, blonde woman with glasses. Drives an orange Toyota Aygo with a pumpkin on the bonnet (October 2024).